[BLACK AND WHITE VINTAGE PROPAGANDA FILM REELS]

It’s a tough job but someone has too do it. Our eyes have been open

For 10 years we carried everyone around on our backs and for 5 years we showed everyone here why we are the best

[REEL2]

I mean look at us and look at our chump competition, they ain’t match for us Chico

The question everyone wants to know, how much do you bench Lex, how much do you bench?!?

This is invitation only ladies, we call you

[REEL3]

If it wasn’t for us, Craigslist would never have gotten as big as it big in the personal section, if it wasn’t for us all these women never would of had two men at once

The world is our oyster, and we take what we want, when we want HAHAHA

[REEL4]

Me and the big man, and these belts around our shoulders represent why no other tag team in this place can lace up our boots at the end of the day

Every woman says she can go the rounds with the champs but all we hear is them moaning in ecstasy as we show them to the promise land

Decisions decisions, who’s next? Who’s next? Who’s next? Is there anyone left for us ?

[reel5]

Jimmy Hendrix - Voodoo Child [playing]

🎵 While I’m standing next to a mountain, chop it down with the edge of my hand music 🎵

[playing air guitars]

[reel6]

We were promised the finest women on here but only few delivered, billionaire Ted promised us the best on here

Hello? Yes, we like to know where the real kinky girls are at

[reel7]

Ask not what reddit can for you, but what you can do for us

And for those of you that dare get in our way to success, I ask you this, what the hell are you thinking

[reel8]

But you underestimated us, you thought you could handle us and you got too confident

Strategy Strategy Strategy, you didn’t plan on us using our secret weapon, you didn’t plan on us being better than the rest, you got to confident

THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER (N.W.O)