Hey all! Like the title says, I'm in Cali and will be traveling to Orlando in May to get my theme park fix. This trip was planned before the news came out that CA theme parks could potentially open on April 1st. Before the pitchforks come out about this being irresponsible to travel during these times, I get you. I'll be taking precautions. I'm fully vaccinated. I'll be wearing a mask, and keeping sanitized. I'm also tested regularly so I'll have recent negative results prior to boarding any planes.
I'll be visiting Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure, and Disney World. Looking for a woman that would like to join me somewhere along the line. The hotel room is booked and ready for us. I'm also happy to cover your ticket to whichever park you decide. Let's shop for wands at Ollivanders where the wand chooses the witch/wizard, then later my wand will choose you. Cedar, 5.5 inches long, rigid, dragon core. We'll escape Gringotts, go on a forbidden journey, then later I'll practice my Parseltongue on your chamber of secrets. We can ride the Veloci-coaster (if it's open), then find out if you're a triceri-tops or triceri-bottom at the hotel later. Maybe Disney is more your style. Let's ride Pirates of the Caribbean and I'll dive into your sunken treasure chest. Or maybe Space Mountain is your jam, you can show off Uranus. How about Splash Mountain? The log won't be the only thing getting wet... OK if you've made it this far, I think you've suffered enough.
Let's set the physical expectations. I'm very much an average looking guy. Physically I'm 30, 5'9", 160lbs, average build, white, dark blonde hair, blue eyes, wear glasses, nerdy. If anything here piqued your interest, I'd love to hear from you. I thank you for taking the time to read this.
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