Well folks, it’s come to this. It’s been a shitty week to end a shitty month and cap off a year of shit. I’m entirely fucked off with work, I’m fed up with tying myself in knots to do my best for people who don’t appreciate it, and I’ve totally had enough of looking at the same four miserable walls with their wanky magnolia paint. Angrily stomping about the living room just isn’t really cutting it for me, and so I turn to you fine folks for a release.
My needs are simple, and hopefully yours are too. I don’t need your mind, just your body. Make it available to me and I shall use it respectfully, but totally. In return you shall have the satisfaction of knowing that you have done a great service to mankind. No need for wining and dining, no need for introductions and pleasantries and other such time wasting, just a simple exchange for a simple purpose.
All you need to do is drop me a line to let me know when and where I can get relief. I look forward to hearing from you.
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