Picture this. Your wonderful FWB that you met on Reddit invites you over. You're excited to finally get some but before you know it, he's asleep in your lap, just 10 minutes into watching Planet Earth narrated by David Attenborough, or possibly Cosmos Narrated by Carl Sagan or Neil Degrasse. You angrily and hornily decide to start without me, pleasuring yourself. Maybe I wake up and help you finish, or maybe I just keep being dead weight. Who knows! My unpredictable level of usefulness is what keeps this relationship exciting!
Physically I'm 6'1", 190 lbs (kind of average but great legs/ass from mountain biking), pretty average attractiveness wise (I consider myself more "cute" than "hot"), unusually girthy cock that may or may not stay hard depending on how sleepy I am.
Mentally I'm sleepy. And kind of shy. And a science nerd. And very outdoorsy. I'm always riding my damn bike. And yet somehow I'm still always sleepy.
Sexually I consider myself "vanilla but adventurous". Just not into heavy power dynamics or BDSM but just about anything else could be of interest.
Probably not looking to meet in the next week as I was recently around some maskless people and want to make sure I'm clean corona-wise.
I don't really have a type physically. But I'm especially attracted to kindness and also artsiness/creativeness (maybe because I need someone creative to balance out my scienc-y analytical side). Also I wouldn't get along with Trumpers after everything that's happened recently. I'm not a big stoner but 420 friendly is a plus if only because I think it makes touch/cuddles/sometimes sex feel so amazing due to enhanced sensations and such.
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