It's been a tough year, and unfortunately, a lot more if us have been naughty, but Santa is offering a chance to work our way on to the nice list, and I don't want to disappoint him.

His offer to me was simple, bring "joy" to at least one other person, and I'm off the naughty list, and if you're on his naughty list too, we both get moved over, and that's where you come in.

He has apparently been busy delegating, because of travel restrictions, and so I have been asked to help women, of any (legal) age, in Derby and the surrounding area. He also made it clear that as long as we have fun, we'll both end up on the move list, so even if you're being naughty when we meet, it will be okay, so don't worry if you're not single, or want to try something naughier.

If you think you might be on the naughty list this year too, I can help, all you have to do is send me a message, and if you've been good this year, perhaps you can help me get in Santa's good books too.

Anyway, I hope someone can help me with my task, I really wouldn't want to disappoint Santa, and I know you don't either.