NOTE: WE SHOULD PROBABLY WAIT UNTIL COVID19 ENDS.

hello, good people. hope you're doing well in this crappy and snowy covid era.

i'm looking for an EXPERIENCED woman who is willing to show me the ropes. the more experience you have, the better it will definitely be. this part is not a necessity, but i'm very attracted to women with a lot of tattoos. so a big plus if you have tattoos. i'm also not in any kind of rush, so we can get to know each other before doing anything. and if we somehow click, maybe we can continue our relationship as FWBs.

i welcome women of all colors, shapes, and sizes.

about me:

i'll start off by saying that absolutely nothing about my disability is mental. my thinking is perfectly fine. i'm also very mobile(can walk for hours) and very independent. i've never had a girlfriend. and i've never gotten off to a woman's touch before. maybe you can be the one to finally get me off? if you have the patience, why not give it a try?

the one thing i do have is a big cock. it's been a huge waste so far. but i'm finally trying to use it after all these years(during a godamn pandemic of all things. but it's a start, right?). i'm a clean man. i shower at least once a day, every day and keep my private parts very clean. i always keep my body smelling good.

i'm 5'10(?), 145 pounds, slim, brown eyes, brown hair(growing it), and a ton of women have told me that i have very nice lips. i'm someone who fucking adores positivity, is fucking goofy, and just an overall nice fucking guy. i'll do/say stupid fucking things just to make you laugh. if you're sensitive about anything, let me know. don't just get mad and slap me. (i can't do anything about my weight. it's due to my disability)

other info:

since this is covid christmas season...for the potheads, i'll get some marijuana brownies and edibles. i've never tried them myself, but i want to and need some motivation. i'm also a drinker(not an alcoholic. RELAX!). so we can get fucked up and have some fun. i hope you're a fan of christmas music.

i'm willing to hook up with your wife/girlfriend, on 2 conditions...

1. you cannot be present. i'm definitely not gonna be comfortable with a man eyeballing me. not happening.
2. i need to have a talk with your woman. i just wanna make sure she knows exactly what she's getting into and is as comfortable as possible. so she doesn't walk in and says "W in TF!!" and proceeds to kick your ass.

i know it will be difficult for anyone to be with someone like me. i will not act as if it's going to be easy. it'll be a challenge for both of us. but we can at least try, right?

so are you willing to accept the challenge?

my cock (NSFW!) = https://i.imgur.com/twO5I6a.jpg https://i.imgur.com/D9xbmAV.mp4

respectfully, NO men please. this means that if you have a cock, i'm NOT interested at all.

i'll send you a pic of what i look like if you're interested. i'll also be happy to answer any questions you have. thanks for reading and stay safe. :)