Then you have come to the right post! I absolutely love dumb one liners, puns and all dad jokes.

What do you call a pig that loses its memory? Hamnesia.

What do cats eat for dessert? Mice cream cones

I have posted here before and luckily found a fantastic women. Unluckily, she seemed to have ghosted me over the holidays. So hopefully I can find that connection again, I sincerely miss it.

Oh i have a bunch more in the pocket too, but about me. I'm a 29 year old white guy who just moved to this area for work. I have an amazing, great paying job for a client known around the world. I'm a born and raised Texan but probably am the least "country". I don't own boots or hunt, ride horses or wear cowboy hats. I am pretty into fitness, my puppers, the lake and basically anything nerdy. I'm 6'2" and around 205 pounds with more of a muscular frame. I'm not shredded or anything like Brad Pitt in Fight Club (he was like 160 pounds lol), but am toned and have some abs. I love all types of board games, especially ones that are strategic. And like most men my age, have a ps4 and computer and enjoy video games. I'm in a LTR and not looking to change that. However, i am looking for the spark connection you get when you meet someone new and just click. The laughter and passion you can share is amazing. The look when you see they messaged you back or your heart racing after you send a flirty text. And id be more than happy to send a pic verifying who i am.

Ideally I'm looking for someone that can actually hold a conversation. Should be known without saying right? Not one word responses throughout the day, but an actual conversation. Someone that also has a DB and is married or in a LTR. I tend to have a weakness for older, confident women who know what they want and arent afraid to get it. Curvy women are a huge plus too. But honestly, would just like to feel that spark, that connection again.

Hopefully this wasnt too long winded and someone stuck around. Please shoot me a message and i really look forward to hearing from you! Otherwise i hope you have a great week!