We're a sane (mostly), committed (except for wanting a third), passionate (more like insatiable) couple. She's a small business owner. He's an artisan food maker. We’re cultured, educated, sorta dorky, but we kinda think we're awesome. We also live on a mountain farm half way between Warrenton and Front Royal, where the pickin’s are slim.

We’re looking for a young woman to occasionally add to our fun. You can safely assume we’d like to tie, spank, and control you. While she’s generally submissive when we talk about adding a third, her eyes light up and she gets excited about expressing her Domme side.

We're both attractive, tattooed, and currently sporting quarantine hair cuts. She’s 32, 5’ 4”, average build, thick German ass, dark hair with a Rachel Maddow look. He’s 5’ 7”, 44, athletic dad build, bearded, and going grey, with a sleight drawl when tipsy. She’s outgoing, he’s more reserved. We’re political, curious, silly, and always have music playing in the house. Sexually, we enjoy anal play, oral sex, penetration, rope bondage, spanking, and rough play.

Physically please be between 20 and 35, under 5’ 8”, average to thin. We’re open to anything from farm girl to sorority chick to art student to MILF. The ideal young woman is queer/bi/curious, submissive. We’re interested in exploring exhibitionism/voyeurism, Domme/sub, orgasm control and denial.

There’s no expectation that this will happen quickly. We’ll all need to be establish trust, sit down for socially distanced coffee or drinks, talk about limits and interests. We are not looking for a girlfriend or being polyamorous—it’ll be more like a friend with kinky benefits.

Please PM and include something interesting about yourself, like the last album you bought, hobbies, what you like to cook, etc...

Limits are vegans, crossfitters, Trumpists, piss, scat, and blood.