Came down with some nasty illness in March that sidelined me for a week , and now found out conclusively that I had the COV (as testified by my antibodies). In other words, I'm DDCF and can provide proof 😂Even when I get 0 responses, I just want to be the first to coin that.

My alternate opening was going to be something about discovering that antibodies can be shared via cum and winning the Nobel prize together. Maybe next time...

Before getting to the fun part, it cannot be overstated:

• See CDC guidelines about what antibodies do and don't mean, and please make responsible decisions (here and otherwise).
• Getting corona fucking sucked, and I probably had an average/mild case. Please wear masks, please assume there are others around you that are immuno-compromised, and stop saying "Bro this is bs, I don't even know anyone who had it!" Instead, say, "My dude settle, my main man u/adventurous-rooster totally had it."
• Don't listen to anything Trump says (pretty good catch all to anything I missed).

Ok kids, I'll stop lecturing you.

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Me: Hopefully having antibodies isn't my best trait...

• 5'10" and in good shape (see pic below)
• Top schools and job (I don't count it for much, you shouldn't either)
• Serious hobbies: Basketball, lifting, coding, hanging outzooming with friends
• Casual hobbies: Cooking, guitar, reading
• Shows: Always down to rock HIMYM or the Office, just finished The Wire, burning through Ozark like no other right now
• As promised: Portrait mode made it a bit weird, but still verified (have some other less spicy but also less-photoshopped-looking pics if you call me out).
• Prefer some element of d/s (I'm a dom). If you liked being tied up, holla 😉
• Give dope massages

You: Cool, hot, and chill? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Honestly, if you're fairly open, upbeat, relatively attractive, and I can trust you, we'll probably get along great. Also looking for someone who's going to want to go multiple rounds. It's been a long quarantine friends...

Stay safe, stay sane, look out for one another ✌️