Hey 200 guys of Reddit and the one girl who actually clicks this! Get ready to read the most slightly above average post you've ever laid your fine eyes on. I'm looking to hopefully find someone who will be eager to help me get comfortable, teach me, and help me lose my virginity. That said!...

[How do I look?]

For what it all matters, here is some info that'll hopefully give you an idea of what I look like. I'm a mean lean 156 pound machine standing at 6 feet tall. I have short blonde hair, with deep blue eyes that have a golden ring around them. I have thicker eyebrows with, what I've been told, godlike eyelashes. This came from a McDonald's employee so you know it has to be pretty damn true.

[Location]

I'm located South of Detroit. For a deeper idea, I'm near Taylor, Allen Park, stuff like that. I ask that you are within an hour drive, as I am unable to easily drive farther than that.

[What I'm looking for in you]

Yes, I do have a few basic requirements. Be in the age range of 18-55. I also ask you been ddf, minus something like weed. One last thing is please be able to hold a conversation. People who just give one word responses tend to make me close up and feel like I'm doing terrible! Sorry! I'll say I'm also curious about trying something with guys too. Sorry, but I'm only attracted to feminine guys. If you read this, please tell me what the weather is outside :)

[Hobbies]

I decided to list some hobbies as it'll help get a topic started!

Board games: I really love the idea of sitting inside on a rainy day and being able to bust out a board game. I haven't actually gotten to play many ever since my family has never been big on them, so if you're into them that'd be awesome for sure! Especially because for Christmas I plan to the the Crusader Kings 2 board game along with the Powerwolf board game.

History, namely the Roman Empire and Medieval Europe, though I dabble a bit in everything. Really history plays a role somehow in most if not all of my aspects of life. Favorite video games? All history based. Music? Band sings about history. Memes? Yep even that. I love a good history meme.

Listening to bands like Sabaton, Powerwolf, Tursis, and Epica.

Video games. Yep, I've been playing with them ever since I was a kid. These days I'm on my PC, though for long car trips I do have a switch I use. For some of the highlights of what I play: OSRS at times. I do a run on Pokemon every now and then. Usually just whichever one I'm feeling like through an emulator. I have tons of stuff on steam. Total wars, Paradox games, Borderlands. I'm also a minecraft nerd till the end as well. Darksouls will have a special place in my heart even if it can be bs at times haha. Plus go ds2! That said, I have a ton more on my steam library. Feel free to message me about that!

Hiking/Fishing. I'm a fairly big hiker. As of now I've hiked all over the US, Puerto Rico's rainforest to Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon. Ask me about the time I almost died in the Grand Canyon! I threw in fishing too, with how hand and hand they can be at times. Usually I only use charter ships on trips though, with as bad fishing is near where I live.

All said and done, I'm looking forward to see your message. If you have any questions or concerns, also feel free to ask or bring them up. Thanks for reading!