that song has been my life for the past week, i can't get it out of my head. and she's from new zealand, go you little kiwi killer.
what's crackalackin homies and homettes. i've been back at work since monday but thursdays are my days off now because mental health is important pfffft. mental health is for the weak. liver health, now that's where it's at pal. i can turn any sentence into a digression. i'm quite impressed with myself actually.
out for chaperoos who wanna chat, doesn't have to be dirty but please please please make it interesting. if you can't put any effort into your first impression, i have no reason to give any single solitary fuck about you. smile.
both lads and ladies are welcome, tell me a hilarious joke. what's your favourite south park episode? who's a historic figure you want to learn gymnastics and do the splits on your face?
let me out.
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