So how's that for some news huh? I mean I floated away from kik in the last year anyway but it's still sad to see it go, even if it was as overhyped and unfulfilling as david warner with a bat. In memorandum let us bow our collective heads and pray it safe passage to whatever afterlife you may believe in where it shall spend it's eternity buying meth off silkroad and watching episodes of boardwalk empire it downloaded from minitorrent.
Now that's over, let's get to the dirty shall we? Guarantee that's what you're here for anyway, not to read the stream of consciousness i type into these things. boobs and butts, and wang me up something special too. that's all i ask. And a record of james last playing the hits of nelly furtado on the banjo.
No, my kik is off the table. No, I am not up for meeting in person. Yes sorry, that was my glass, I couldn't find where you kept your coasters so I had to use the tv guide instead. are tv guides still a thing? they must be yeah? for the oldies that can't do the googles on their phones what rotate when they dial.
i sometimes worry that i'm trying too hard. when i read these back i cringe so much. hope yours is a good cringe.
For realsies though, please don't ask for meet ups. I mention this regularly but some people struggle with reading comprehension. I will not answer, and in fact I will go one step further than that and be annoyed by you too. You're not the chosen one to break the spell, you're nothing special, get the fuck over yourself cunt. This may or may not be directed to one particular user who always turns up. But i guess it's a waste of time, he won't read past '30 [F'. no i'm not bitter, why do you ask? ;)
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