I'm an adult over the age of 18, and you should be too.

Yes it's Monday, again, and I need some help getting back into the work zone, and what better way than swapping dirty chat with some other frustrated office drone.

About me: Hi, I'm a happily married, British dad of one, white, 43, glasses, beard, tattoos, typical hipster daddy type. I'm open to most kinks, but I do have a penchant for Watersports, age play, incest and other dirty little secrets. Poo and pain are my two hard no's.

About you: you're over thirty, at least (I'm 100% convinced that every 18/19 year old on here is made up, I like life experience) you can be married, happily or otherwise, or single. But whatever you are, you're definitely bored and horny. I don't care what you look like, although we will be swapping pics, I can prove I am who I say I am, can you? Oh and finally, you're in the UK, that's non negotiable I'm afraid.

So does that sound like you? At all? I'm getting a bit desperate here, so please give me a try.