suuuuuuuup. the title does all the heavy lifting here. There is sleep, here is me. we do not share the same space in this realm. Here is me and there is my happiness. good riddance, happiness is for the weak. fuck i don't know what i'm even saying at this point.
If you're a cute young-looking guy (18 obvs, i shouldn't have to mention this but there's always one) that wants to make this old tricenarian feel young again, feel free. If you want to do this by flashing your wang, let's face it i won't say no, i'll take what i can get.
If you're a lady interested in talking some self confidence into this loopy chick you don't know, by all means. If you wish to do so by whipping out them titties, again i encourage your behaviour and an proud to be your titty spectator.
If you're any kind of person who insists on starting with "omg you're NQL, same area lol ride me xd" then direct your questions to someone else. i'm not looking to meet up, just following the stupid rules this sub enforces upon the meek.
If you think my demands are a little strange or even unrealistic, please tell me all about it, i can't wait to hear why i don't meet your standards! no, that sounds bitter, let me try again. GIS A HUG! (colloquial australian for give us a hug. us colloqial australian for myself).
Every time i type one of these up i read through it and cringe and die a little. sorry to have taken up your time.
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