Hi! This is one of those stranger ads, but like, they're fun. I do a sex and dating podcast, and if you look at my user history you will find it and my identity easily. I once held Oral Sex Auditions for a sexually frustrated female friend of mine. Earlier this year I arranged a woman in Philly to blow her way to Brooklyn. Now I want to test a couple's carnal knowledge of each other with The Pepsi Challenge...of Cocksucking. (i'll be doing this with 2 opposite-sex couples and one same-sex male/penis-wielding couple for the episode) Fair note: this does not officially involve blowing me (sadly). I'm just the crazy conductor of it all.

Here's how it would go down: I have selected couples who think they know each other super well. So I will rent a hotel room to test them on it! I will chat on mic (anonymously/fake names used) with the couple a little bit, talking about their relationship, relationship model, how they met, etc. I'll also chat on mic (anonymously/fake names used) with the 2-4 other single women involved one-on-one briefly. Then we'll all gather in the room while the guy blindfolds himself in the bathroom. We'll essentially have him stand or lie down and let ya'll take turns giving ~2 minutes of a blowjob. He ideally isn't going to cum from this, but you'll do enough for him to get an idea of your style. I'll likely stick a microphone in his face at random times for some reactions, moans, or to ask funny questions. My wonderful intern Mia will also be on hand throughout the whole process. At the end, we'll unblindfold him and ask him to try to pick out which blowjob was his partner. And it'll be a fun thing and we'll give out a prize to the woman who tricked him or to the couple for getting it right! The vibe is 60% fun, 30% sexy, 10% 'what is my life?'.

I'll do this with a few couples (i've gotten a lot of responses from couples, currently asking for women interested in throwing off the fellas). You can choose to participate in both or just one depending on your schedule. It's about a 2-minute blowjob, but honestly, when the recording stuff is done, I and the couple involved don't mind if anyone wants to finish the job or ask for some reciprocation or 'have the room' for a little. I just want to watch a dude with little blood-flow circulation to his brain guess the wrong woman in front of his girlfriend/wife/lover. Because, comedy.

If you're interested, please include a name by which to call you, your age, an email address I can best reach you, and any questions you may have! We'll ideally be doing this July 7th or 8th.

(open to couples where the woman is willing to also be in the line-up of the other couple's recording)

(Safer Sex Practices: the dicks will be getting the usual testing panel; all the throats involved will be required to go get swabbed for oral chlamydia and oral gonorrhea)