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25 [M4F] #Alabama #Online - married jealous programmer just wants a deep obsessive connection.
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FunnyAltMan2 is a male age 25 looking for a female in Alabama
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There's so many bots and sellers and scams on here, it's starting to get harder and harder to find the real people, let alone a real connection. But that's what I want. Someone to chat with, get to know, talk about our days, our dreams, our fantasies, what makes us tick, and all the little things. I understand that's a lot, but aren't you tired of trying to find that one person?

About me:

  • I am 6'1"", dark blonde hair, full beard, medium build.
  • I like gaming, anime, fantasy books, and am married and have been for about 5ish years. I've got the cutest dog ever, no contest. I prefer Marvel over DC.
  • I WFH as a developer, so I've got plenty of time to chat.
  • I'm a very horny individual, and would love for you to be too.
  • I'm very clingy and needy, so I chat a lot and tend to get super attached if we hit it off, so prepare for lots of messages!

About you:

  • Someone who likes chatting, will keep it real, is maybe a gamer, fantasy book enjoyer, or some other form of nerd. Even if you're not a nerd, you should like guys that are.
  • I am in the CST time zone, so someone in or near that time zone is preferable.
  • 18 and up only please.
  • Is willing to stick around long term if we click. I'm not here to mess around, and neither should you.
  • Has lots of time to chat. If you don't think you have enough down time or time throughout the day, please hold off on messaging.
  • Is comfortable showing off, at least at some point.

I genuinely want a connection. I'm not here to sext and ghost. I want something that lasts. Something that we grow together with. Something where we start questioning if we really can fall in love with someone else like this.

Please start with your age, where you are located, and what stood out about my post that got you interested! I am not looking for anything in person, so don't reach out expecting that.

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