Or not. Either way, hopefully I have your attention.
Bored and horny. That's why we're here? It's late, nothing to do. Laying down comfortably with no desire to sleep. So, the next step seems obvious right?
I'm just looking for a reason to type with one hand for a while. Be a little less bored and a lot more horny.
What about you? Are you up for a little flirting and teasing?
I'm 5'10". Shaggy, brown hair. Blue eyes. A medium-ish length beard. I have what I'd call a slender dad-bod. I love going to the gym but I also love beer, but I consider myself in shape. Not a model by any means, but I've been called easy on the eyes.
I'm looking for someone with playful energy. The kind that makes me eager to read the next message and makes me completely forget about my boredom. Fingers crossed we click and it's not just for tonight.
I do have a preference for slim/petite women. Attraction is important and I'm willing to show myself. Also, I am married and my wife doesn't know I'm on here so be aware of that when you message.
The rest is up to you. Respond, or not? I'm hoping you will.
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