We're a pair of online friends who are into all manner of pervy fun, and we think it would be cool to have a woman join us for a chat and see what happens.

Me: I'm the guy. 5'11, brown hair, blue eyes, in good shape, bearded with glasses. More importantly, I'm smart, funny and creative and not creepy. I'm a switch, open-minded, but not into anything too "extreme," like having sex with planets or something.

Her: She's 5'10" brown hair and eyes, bombshell-curvy, with pale skin and nice lingerie. Again, more importantly, she's creative, kinky, smart, and cool. (I haven't asked if she's into having sex with planets) Also a switch. We're not in any kind of "relationship" other than an online friendship that sometimes gets kinky.

We're totally real, on-the-level, not advertising an OF or anything. Just a couple of pervs looking to meet new pals.

You: Age isn't that important, as long as you're over 18, but we'd probably get along better with someone at least in their mid 20s. Looks aren't major thing either, since this is going to be online. The main thing is personality. We're looking for someone who is smart, funny, and has a full life outside of whatever kink they have. Creativity and open-mindedness is key. Because we're both switches, there are endless possibilities if things work out and we click.

Beginners and "the just curious" are welcome! If you've never done this before, send me a message. We haven't either.

Here's what we're not looking for:

Men. (sorry dudes). Not looking for men pretending to be women either.

Age-play: or anything related.

Anything illegal or anything overly "gross."

Boringness

Meeting in real life: This is strictly online

Men (I feel like I need to say that one twice.)

In closing, if you've read this far and you fit the bill, you sort of HAVE to send a message. It's the rules.