(This was going to be a Random Acts of Muff Dive post, but I don't have enough post history for there, so here's an extended version).

In the words of Sarah Silverman, make it a treat. Treat yourself. Treat yourself to being treated right, in a way that you like, love, long for, lust for. An adoring, worshipful tongue between your legs, kisses and licks all over your thighs and any of the rest of your body (if you like), all focused on your pleasure. It's all about you and your wishes, wants, and needs.

You work too hard, live too hard, take care of too much and it's been too long since you were the center of attention, pleasure, worship and patience. Since you lost yourself in sensations and bliss, as the world melted away.

If, like me, you've wanted to do this, to meet someone and enjoy your base desires, but you never felt safe, never let yourself go, instead tittilated, excited by the possibility but ultimately left unsatisfied... maybe we can both actually take the leap. (I really love to be giving to someone who is also very giving in their life -- a caregiver, a single mother, a nurse, or all sorts of others).

I have recent STI negative test results, no ring indentation on my finger (because I'm single), and I'd like to chat, have one proper normal dinner date, and to establish a rapport. Either of us could walk away at any time, but I'm hoping we won't want to. There is no rush to find comfort, as without comfort there can be no fun. After that date, we can find our way to a proper extended muff dive behind closed doors.

(Fifteen years ago I found a would-be lover via Craigslist and we had three weeks of phone conversations and phone sex before we met. The result was a lot of fun, including the biggest orgasm of her life, and yes, it was from a very deliberate act of muff dive. Because we found lusty connection first, it was great when we met).

I'm a man, thin and fit, 47 years old, and I have a visceral longing to orally please. Yes, it's all about your pleasure, but it's also my favorite thing in the world to give and be part of that pleasure. I have a very worshipful streak, patient, listening, learning, yearning to find what feels best, to give exactly that, with no hurry, as the world melts away but for my tongue, my lips, your body's heat, flavor, breaths, relaxation and tension, building pleasure and perhaps moans or your voice...

I ask that you be mid-20s or older, single, drug and disease free, in earnest, respectful and kind.

If you're self-conscious about your body, I will also add that curves and thick thighs are very appreciated, and if you're unshaven, that's also exciting. I am very body-positive, supportive and sex-positive.

I can host, but we can also talk about this (and other options) to ensure we both feel safe and comfortable.

If any of this appeals to you, please reach out. Safety, comfort and pleasure are paramount, so we can reshape the above as desired.