Look, I get it. Dating apps are like a buffet of disappointment—endless options, but somehow everything tastes like regret. So, let’s cut to the chase.
I’m tall, fit, and (plot twist!) attached—but don’t worry, this isn’t a soap opera. I’m just looking for a partner-in-crime for some weekday mischief. Think witty banter, spontaneous adventures, and maybe a little trouble (the fun kind, not the “I need a lawyer” kind).
Here’s the deal: We meet for afternoon drinks. If the chemistry’s there, we might take a detour to a nearby hotel. No pressure, no awkward goodbyes—just two adults having a good time.
You: Mid-30s to late-40s, free on weekdays, and D&D-free (sorry, no dice-rolling here—this isn’t a quest). Relationship status? Whatever. I won’t ask if you don’t tell.
Me: A tall, fit adventurer who knows how to keep things interesting. Let’s skip the small talk and see where the afternoon takes us.
Sparks? Let’s find out.
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