I'm really hoping that my post reaches that one, real, normal and intelligent woman who is looking for something similar to me. I am absolutely so TIRED of speaking to guys on here, pretending to be girls. It's exhausting, and boring, and not fun for anyone.

I'm looking for a girl who is down for chatting on a longer term basis. I'm not looking for a real relationship, but a partner to return to on a somewhat daily basis. This is of course Dirtyr4r, so our conversations will, of course, have a naughty undertone throughout. And I am very down for sexting, whenever we can and want to.

However - I'd love to get to know you a bit first. I get little enjoyment out of randomly sexting with someone immediately, without getting to know each other a bit, understanding each other's turn ons etc, and generally chatting. I'm down for all kinds of chat - nothing overly serious or personal but fun, naughty, chill, every day... All of the above. I'd love us to feel free to message any time, even when we're not horny or looking to get straight into sexting.

I'm Scottish, I'm 28, and I have an active social life with lots of good friends. We all have our kinks though, and mine is chatting regularly to interesting people on here!

I MIGHT ask you to verify. It would be SFW, no face, BUT as I say... PLEASE don't be a guy.

If you are of a similar mind and down for chatting regularly (with absolutely NO pressure/attachment), then drop me a message. Please be conversational. I am a chill person, I'll pressure for nothing (including photos), and always down for a laugh as well.

NOTE: I am ideally looking for a UK-based girl OR someone in a similar time difference to me. Nothing worse when we can't connect! Thanks.