You know that loser that was always hanging around you? Even though you had a BF he constantly waiting on the sidelines to be your shoulder to cry on if you happened to get your heart broken. Not like he would ever be bold enough to make a move. You both understood he didn't have a chance with you. Always kind and respectful in person, even though he's secretly jerking his little pecker to that one bikini pic you posted on your social years ago. Well, That guy is me, and now with the courage brought about by anonymity on the internet, I'm being more honest about it and embracing my circumstances.

I'm in search of a girl I can be enamored with, totally wrapped around her finger. Of course, I don't expect a kind of devotion back, I know I'm not worthy of it, but if my infatuation with you is the slightest bit amusing and endearing, well, that's all I'm after. I take the "friend" part of the friendzone seriously and I hope to find a more long-term arrangement with plenty of casual chatting in between the bouts of my habit of obsessively touching myself to you. Maybe you could accept me as your spinless bf, Id only pout a little if you cheated on me. Expect me to fall fast and hard for you and I will have plenty of fantasies about you that are up to you whether to stomp out or encourage. You'll probably be getting my first marriage proposal within a week lol

What I'd like from you is just to be comfortable with completely owning me, shaping me up to be the best simp I can be. You can do no wrong in my eyes, so no matter how cruel or gentle, I'll accept it. If you'd like to show off what I can't have, that's a big plus! but it's in no way required. It's my job to make you feel perfect, so just be honest with me about yourself and what you're looking for and I'll do my best. This is more of a conversation topic, but if it plants the idea of a rp, feel free to share. Hope to hear from you soon!