I want to cum in your pussy and then lick it out or cum in your mouth and have you spit it back into my mouth. I've never tasted it before and I'd like to try it but thought it would be nice to do it with someone that I would enjoy it with. So, that's where this boyfriend experience comes in. I would want to get to know you first, I'm posting this with my main profile as I don't post anything on my porn stash profile. This way you can look through my history and see what kind of dork I am. I'll post more about myself at the end. If things go well we can get down to the freaky stuff but it will make it easier for me to do this if I actually like the person I'm doing it with. Otherwise I guess I'm game for just random one night stands but it's not really what I'd prefer right now. Nothing long term but open to that option, just want to spend some time with someone that feels a little more meaningful than "let me feed you so we can fuck on full stomachs later".

What this might look like - we meet and chat for a bit to make sure we're compatible. We can always make changes I'm open to a lot, this is just a rough idea, but I'd like to basically spend a weekend with you. Maybe rent a room with a kitchen and living room so we can come back "home" and decompress after being out on dates or whatever activities we have planned. I can cook or we can go out for food, I'll take care of all those needs, you just have to pay for any extra circular sopping you'd like to do if we decide to go to a mall or market.
I'd be open to getting an STD check, I've never done one before, but I think it's important to be up front with this stuff. I've been technically SEXually inactive for a long while. I do however, have a good friend that we perform oral on each other but that's been it for the last 4 or 5 years. We're not an item but she's my best friend in the whole wide world. If we're doing the cumming inside and letting me lick it up, you have to be fixed, on birth control or otherwise incapable of getting pregnant. I'm not fixed and already have a child that lives with me, I'm either super potent or just lucky like that.. otherwise a condom is fine for sex or we can go the blowjob route or even anal. I've never liked sticking it in the butt - maybe I haven't had the right partner for it since it was never as enjoyable as anything else but I do love to see it and lick it, I'm sure I can cope lol. I'd even lick it off your body now that I think about it. Sounds like a good time regardless.

So if that sounds like a good time to you, this section is about me, feel free to send a DM through reddit!
I'm white, 5 foot 8 inches tall and 210ish pounds. So a bit overweight. I'm bald but in my youth was blonde, my beard is blondish redish and rather long right now but I usually keep it in a goatee. Would you prefer I trimmed it? I don't shave my private areas and don't care if you do or not, I am cool with anything, but if I were forced to choose I think shaved or every short wins out. I'd be open to shaving my nethers for you, just need advance notice. Pics available up on request, I just ask for some in return :) I would also be fine sending you pics of my cock and naked body to cut to the chase, would you want all this gloriousness all over you? (Well yes duh, obviously!) I've never said no to receiving nudes either, I'm a total pervert! On that note I'm an attentive lover, I will try to the best of my ability to get your rocks off, just try to be open and honest with what you want and we'll have a great time!
Personality wise I'm a bit of an oddity, it's hard to place myself but I guess I pass for normal or typical. I'm a dad and like dad jokes, I ALWAYS INTEND PUNS. I really hope I'm as funny as I think I am, I like to see other people laugh. I don't mind the small talk and am comfortable with silence and being alone together. I just may have to ask if things are ok from time to time because I'm probably on the spectrum and have ADHD diagnosis. It's hard for me to give my full attention and get distracted fairly easily if I'm not careful but it's something I am working on. Musically I'm into metal core, death metal and the like. I also enjoy other things harder to classify but think of Dance with the Dead or The Living Tombstone. Politically liberal and I love to talk about it. We can talk about dismantling the patriarchy and why Luigi is a hero. Or avoid the stress of the state of the world but I'm not sure if we're going to have a good time if you're into the whole trump or "conservative" bullshit. I'm non religious but I do understand satanism and would probably be classified as one but I'm too lazy to "practice".

I'm running out of steam writing this, this is a first draft off the top of my head so I'm not sure it even flows properly. I'm very approachable and like to answer questions and chat so if there's anything you want to know or say I'd love to hear from you!