My friend cancelled tennis with me because his cat got itself stuck in the sink and he has to call a plumber (I wish I was kidding) Now I find myself meandering around. I like to think someone on here has a proposal for me. Lets go on a date, fall in love, play tennis, cause a building to become haunted, commit shenanigans, get pregnant, try not to get kidnapped and do whatever the heart desires.

What I offer:

Stats:

• 6'1
• Fit
• Attractive
• Green Eyes
• Long brown/red/blonde hair
• Extremely deep and smooth voice

Will show my face, no need to beat around the bush/be polite.

Skills:

• Psychotherapist and Physiotherapist - I'm obsessed with understanding human well being to create an optimal state of healing
• Licensed to practice/teach: Hypnosis, Massage, Yoga, Tantra
• Former Chef (Ask to see work product - If you're vegan you're going to hate my work product)
• 10 years of combat sports
• Very good with knots/tying things (I can also pick locks, maybe I'm the universe's solution to your neighbour turning off their stereo by 10 pm)
• Conversationalist - Please don't be shy. I probably won't bite.

Interesting things:

• Former Wilderness guide and survivalist
• Amateur herbalist - I forage plants and make cosmetics/medicine from them
• Aural learning style, I experience the world as music, listening more to tone of voice than words
• The above also effects my sensory processing - its the little things I notice and love, subtle tactile sensations of clothing, the smell of hair in the sunlight, the upward lilt in genuine laughter. Everything in the world is at an 11, but when I'm with someone that makes me feel happy that turns from an overstimulation into a superpower
• I love ice cream, sunlight and nature.
• I love music, I sing, play the saxophone, some guitar
• I've learned Spanish, some Russian and some Persian. My soul clearly wants to learn a new language (I see it as this magical construct of building a bridge of shared communication for human experience, my brain always feels wonderful after learning new words) Would love someone who speaks a second language or someone trying to learn English

Will try most things, - interpret that how you will. Maybe all I really want is someone to play tennis with me. Maybe I want someone to make a demon blush.

Take the leap. Open with a secret you've never told anyone, an enigmatic fact about you, or a desire you've harboured for days.