that whole "government doesn't want you to think about" is meaningless propaganda, and I dunno why I typed it, but maybe there's juuuust enough clickbait to getcha...
Hello there, love!!!
I was thinking while in the shower (because it's clearly the best place to think) that I could probably guess some trivial "stats" about you, solely from asking you questions. And, maybe this is overly irrational confidence, but I think I have the metrics to determine some of your physical attributes solely from your responses.
I'd like you to answer these questions (I'll be guessing your bra size!):
- Do you typically wake up on your side, back, or tummy?
- Pick one: Treadmill or Stairclimber for workouts?
- Have you ever been described as "the mom" of your friend group?
- In what section of the grocery store do you typically begin your shopping endeavors?
- 1-10, How confident are you? (1 being not, 10 being all of the confidence. Please respond with one emoji/face that fits your confidence level, whatever that means to u.)
- Where do you put your coffee cup when your hands are too full?
- True or False: You've definitely been with a guy who is packing more than I am. (yes, i know u don't know my size, but go with your gut here)
- Fill in the blank: ______ is undoubtedly best season (winter, spring, summer, fall).
Feel free to respond to me in DM or Chats with your answers, your age & sex, OR simply tell me to "fuck off dude", and I'll copy-paste the questions so that you don't have to go back and forth trying to remember said questions.
Oh- and if you're feeling extra spicy, offer a wager of your choosing if you doubt my abilities to guess correctly.
Cheers to you, & good luck to me!
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