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28 [M4F] CT, USA. Honestly answer these questions the government doesn’t want you to think about, and I’ll accurately guess your bra size.
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jones_eighth is a male age 28 looking for a female in Connecticut
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that whole "government doesn't want you to think about" is meaningless propaganda, and I dunno why I typed it, but maybe there's juuuust enough clickbait to getcha...

Hello there, love!!!

I was thinking while in the shower (because it's clearly the best place to think) that I could probably guess some trivial "stats" about you, solely from asking you questions. And, maybe this is overly irrational confidence, but I think I have the metrics to determine some of your physical attributes solely from your responses.

I'd like you to answer these questions (I'll be guessing your bra size!):

  1. Do you typically wake up on your side, back, or tummy?
  2. Pick one: Treadmill or Stairclimber for workouts?
  3. Have you ever been described as "the mom" of your friend group?
  4. In what section of the grocery store do you typically begin your shopping endeavors?
  5. 1-10, How confident are you? (1 being not, 10 being all of the confidence. Please respond with one emoji/face that fits your confidence level, whatever that means to u.)
  6. Where do you put your coffee cup when your hands are too full?
  7. True or False: You've definitely been with a guy who is packing more than I am. (yes, i know u don't know my size, but go with your gut here)
  8. Fill in the blank: ______ is undoubtedly best season (winter, spring, summer, fall).

Feel free to respond to me in DM or Chats with your answers, your age & sex, OR simply tell me to "fuck off dude", and I'll copy-paste the questions so that you don't have to go back and forth trying to remember said questions.

Oh- and if you're feeling extra spicy, offer a wager of your choosing if you doubt my abilities to guess correctly.

Cheers to you, & good luck to me!

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