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32 [M4F] Arkansas / Online - Married Man, On the Couch, Trying to Get Off
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Beneficial-Hour9656 is a male age 32 looking for a female in Kansas
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Well... I woke up horny enough to leave bed and get comfy on the couch downstairs. Now, here I am. Call it a plea for help, or whatever you'd like.

I want to get off and get back to bed.

Normally, yeah, I'd just watch some porn and stroke one out but I'm feeling a little uninspired at the moment. That, and the last time I got off to just porn was lackluster. Which brings us to this.

I'm 5'10", with thick brown hair and blue eyes. I have a medium-ish-length beard right now. I have a slender dad-bod, I'm in shape but I like beer. I'm not a 10/10 head-turner by any means but I've been told I'm easy on the eyes.

I am married, wife doesn't know I'm on here.

I have a preference for slim/petite women.

So what do you say? Care to inspire me?

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a female
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