"Get in loser, we're going fucking."
If you just pictured the Means Girls meme, then you're already getting me hard. Intellectual stimulation is 11/10 because women who love Mean Girls and love memes is a badass combination.
Do I have a boner right now? Yes.
Did I do a lot of heavy lifting this morning, eat a badass combo of avocadoes and eggs (organic - duh!), and read the newspaper while listening for the nth time on the LA fires on the TV (I too am blessing the rains over in California -- that was Toto -- if you got that, you're still turning me on).
Listen, not going to waste time, I can host -- I own my place. I don't have dogs or cats (but I am indeed a lover of animals). I take care of my body (working out, mental health, etc.) -- you will not be disappointed. Can this be a few hours and then you be on your way? Absolutely -- I too must do errands and other things that adults have to do.
You? I don't know. Take care of yourself as well, of course. Ferrari needs to fuck a Ferrari (am I saying that's what I am? No, applying logic here butttt you should be your #1 fan!). Looking for someone who has witty banter, doesn't mind laughing at stupid jokes, and literally, does not take things too seriously. I'm on reddit, you're on reddit, let's relax here.
If you're still reading, thinking and swaying your head back and forth, thinking, then just DM me anyways. Might as well talk first and see if I'm some guy that you would bang anyways.
P.S. I did cross-post this from r4r. I'm redoing this whole post again for a bunch of perverts in here (haha).
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