Firstly, I know putting 'F/A' is a little ambiguous, so I've explained my preferences in more detail at the end of the post. Spoiler alert - I'm almost exclusively into women and may respond to something couples related if it grabs my attention. If that isn't you, no need to read on.

I know this is out there and I'm quite embarrassed to admit it, but I have a real thing for toilet fantasies. That includes both #1 and #2... but especially the latter. I'm not sure why, but I think the fact that it's usually considered so taboo and private makes it really exciting and arousing to me. Particularly being a woman, and generally a fairly 'innocent' and well presented one at that, there's also a little bit of thrill associated with breaking social expectations.

I'm a surprisingly 'normal' person - generally a little shy, but I'm professional, literate, and I like to think I'm fairly personable. I'm not even super adventurous with other areas of my sexuality. But, the idea of somebody talking to me about their toilet habits - when they need to go, when they're going, all the different details, makes me so horny. Seeing it, hearing it, smelling it, dirty talking about it, everything.

As another aspect, I'm also interested in it outside of just bathroom habits. Anal, watersports, sniffing, rimming, spit, farting, ass fingering, dirty anal, scat, you get the idea. All of those gross and naughty things that we're not meant to like.

I'd love to chat to somebody who is interested and accepting in this kind of area. I know it's weird and I'm not at all asking you to be fully into everything - if you're only a little interested or you just want to ask me questions out of curiosity, please reach out! Nothing specific is required, just be honest about what you're comfortable with 🥰 I'm not looking for any humiliation or domination type of dynamic, just something fun and mutually erotic.

So, if you're still here, about my preferences:

I'm basically only interested in women, so if you're a guy who just wants to dirty talk with me, I'm not going to respond. Please don't bother. You aren't going to be the one exception, I'm just not interested. Trans women who are very feminine are more than welcome ❤️

The one caveat, is that I do kind of like the idea of a couple. If you are a male, but you have something to propose that involves a consenting wife/partner/other, I might be interested. Whether that's chatting with both of you together, or sharing her, or something else. You would have to catch my eye and you'd have to somehow convince me it's legit (ie. not 'trust me I have a wife'). How you do that is up to you, but if you don't give me an idea in your opening message then I won't respond. One suggestion is verification like I describe below.

Last thing - girls, if you're somebody who would be open to verifying that you are a woman (I will reciprocate), please put this in your OPENING message, as you'll go straight to the top of my priority list and I'll definitely reply! It doesn't have to be sexy or with anything identifiable in frame, just enough to show proof - I'm imagining we each tell each other a specific word to write down and put in a photo that clearly contains a female body. I understand even that is uncomfortable for some people, so I'm not demanding this, just letting you know you'll be prioritised if you do. In case it's not already clear, I'm jaded by all the fakes, and removing the doubt makes it much more engaging for me.

Sorry for the long post, and thanks for reading! ❤️