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[M4F] Michigan - It's not cheating if it doesn't go in
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999-year-old-vampire is a male looking for a female in Michigan
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I've been married for 10 years. Around 7 years in, I guess I got the 7-year itch, because I hopped onto Reddit and found a woman nearby who wanted to be eaten out (one of my all-time favorite pastimes).

I felt guilty at first, but when her clothes started coming off, I somehow pushed past it. And when her panties came off, and her pussy was positively slimy for me...well, I was hooked.

I don't remember how long I licked and fingered her, but I remember how she groaned softly, and how she lifted off the bed when she came. And I remember how much I came from her handjob afterwards.

That's right, her handjob. I never put my penis inside this girl. So, I was in the clear to go home and have sex with my wife later. Which I did.

I mean, it's not cheating just to take your clothes off with someone else, right? Pretty sure that happens in locker rooms every day. And it's not cheating if you give someone a kiss, right? Your granny never gave you a peck on the cheek before?

No, only if his dick goes balls deep into your pussy have you crossed the line from innocent fun into adultery. And mine never did. So, no harm, no foul.


Michigan women to the front of the line for this one, but all are welcome. x

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