So this is less a confession about me and more a confession about something that happened to me from someone else.

At the recent Christmas party things were in full swing. Everyone was merry and drunk and the night was moving onto the next bar. We decided on one that was a drive away as it was open later. A colleague wasn't drinking so they drove us in their crappy old car. Everyone jumped in and the last girl who I am good friends with realised there was no where else to sit so decided my lap was the next best thing. Obviously this isn't the smartest/safest option but it wasn't far.

Fyi, she is in a relationship.

When she gets drunk this woman she can be very touchy. Nothing sexual but more like have an arm round you, hug you, lean on you etc. but never had her sit on my lap before. Couple minutes into the drive everyone is chatting and I realised my leg was getting wet right under where the girl was sitting. At first I thought she might be pissing but when looking at her face something seemed off. She was carrying on talking with a bite in her lip every now and then. That's when I realised due to this person's car being so old and crap the suspension was basically not there and every bump and vibration was going right through this woman on my legs.

Fast forward a 5 minutes and we are all piling out the car. Neither of us said anything but she did mouth a small sorry nodding down towards my leg and I just laughed and smiled it off. I headed to the bathroom and being the perv that I am I sniffed it and can tell you she did not piss herself!