While I love a good, vulgar, filthy chat, I also like really getting to know someone and becoming friends who talk about our day to day lives as well.

Full disclosure, I am married but it’s an ethical non monogamy situation, but I’m not particularly into being grilled about that. The story isn’t all that interesting. It’s just a situation that my wife and I prefer.

I’m mostly looking for a good long term penpal, but I’m not opposed to an in person meeting if there’s chemistry and we’re geographically close.

I am a bit weird and kinky when it comes to sex (nothing serial killer-ish, just odd and crude). Since most of these dirty chat subs have strict length requirements, I guess I’ll some of my predilections here.

My less weird stuff includes all things group sex, unprotected sex and creampies, cum play, interracial sex (I have real weakness for brown girls) consensual groping, and the odd cuckolding fantasy.

Now for the weird shit.

Pussy sniffing. There’s no delicate way to put it, the scent of a wet, preferably hairy, unwashed cunt is an instant cock hardener for me. I’ve had a lot fantasies lately of burying my face between a woman’s legs and edging my cock to her scent and taste while I lick her to orgasm.

Mild pee stuff. I’m more pee curious really as I’ve never indulged this particular fantasy. It’s mostly a voyeuristic kink in that I’m turned on watching a woman pee, but I’ve also fantasized about a woman peeing on my cock. There’s just something feral about the scenario.

Having my balls roughed up a little. Not to the degree of ballbusting porn (though some ballbusting porn is a bit of a guilty boner of mine. I do like a little playfully rough treatment of the boys from time to time, though. More along the lines of a woman squeezing them just a little too hard while we’re sharing a vigorous kiss.