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Hello there. Things have become a bit stagnant for me, in terms of posting and the kind of responses that I'm getting. So I'm back on the writing board, attempting to craft something which conveys what I crave from the deepest recesses of my heart, while balancing it out to make it appealing amongst the wide array of prompts that keep getting posted every minute, of every single day. It seems like a tall order, or a venti order, or whatever the fuck they say in Starbucks, but let's have a go at it.

It doesn't take a lot of scrolling down on here, to notice that most of the user share the same fantasies to a large extent. It's the same themes, repeated over and over again, with different users posting similar content in different times of the day. Right at the outset, I think I'm on the same bandwagon. But again, that's a trait a good writer has. To tell the same story over and over again, but it touches different parts of a person every time. And if you couldn't have guessed, maybe I'm an aspiring writer.

And sex, is basically a dick going inside a pussy. How different can it really get? Like, what more can one do about it? Put it inside her ass. Woahh, wait hold on. I just made the revelation Egyptians, and the Romans and the Greeks made a thousand years ago. And what tushy. com has discovered and making money off of. People are quite into anal sex.

Or buttfucking. Or anal intercourse. Or buggery. Or my personal favourite, sodomy. Different words, same connotations. And like wise, same sub-reddit, similar posts, same obsession. But then are ass men, and then there are ass men. I'm the latter. There are prompts, and then there are prompts. Hopefully, this is the latter. So let's go.

As long as I can remember, I've been drawn towards butts. And it's not completely improbable; in this day and age of the internet, where bodies which are carefully taut, toned and polished to perfection adorn our screens no matter where we go. Porn has become so much more accessible, and as it has, the severity of acts has increased as time has gone by. 'Shock Value', is what they refer I guess, to outlandish sexual acts which grabs eye balls just on the basis of the novelty of depravity. That's a good line, I just realised. Novelty of Depravity. Anyhow, anal sex has more or less become main-stream. Though the side effect of it is, that men, the main target audience for porn think that the ass is just another hole where you can stick your hole in. Just poke it right in, just like in the case of vaginas. But that's not the case. Assholes are much more malleable than you'd like to believe. But it requires a patient hand. And a patient cock. And a patient tongue. You know where I'm going with this.

I like it for the taboo nature of it. It's not really supposed to go in there, but if you've two sexual deviants together, the world's an oyster. And if you crack the shell open, spread it with both your hands..... Yeah. I just made that up right now. I like the foreplay. The preparation that comes with it. The easing into it. There's a sense of intimacy attached to it. And I think that is what separates it from normal PIV.

I've written a fair bit about a topic as common as this, and I think I'd be doing way better in submitting college, if they asked me to submit papers on such topics. That'd be a day when that starts happening. Also, my internal monologue has spilled on to this, and I'm too much of a lazy bitch to actually read this all over again for grammatical errors or such. So, I hope it was nice peering into my brain for 10 minutes while I type this out. If you like what you've seen peering into it, an orange envelope is in order, perhaps?