I'm offering real, honest to god friendship (or more) to a kind of girl that doesn't mask and just lays it all out. If you're a weird, touch starved, tomboyish, disheveled, hairy fupa, pepperoni nipple having ass, anime body pillow owning, playing with legos, guntuber watching, maladaptive daydreaming, incessantly horny, desperate gooner dork with a masturbation addiction, a cabinet full of figurines, an anime collection, and no supposed redeeming qualities, I pretty much already want you. All I ask is that you're a dedicated partner, we have a lot in common, and you like to flash me often. NEETs, femcels, FAWs, autists, 'normal' people, whatever. If you're my type, you're my type. I just want a fellow dufus that'll play video games with me, flash me, watch movies with me, sit on me a lot, shower with me, and listen to my 8 million music recommendations and my shitty story ideas, and play 40k with me. Bonus points if you're a sexually repressed freak.
Handful of things:
-The whole "Femcel phenotype" thing is something I unironically think is super hot.
-be 19-35. 20s is best but I don't care that much
-my dream woman plays Warhammer 40k and loves music
-If you're mentally ill, don't let it be a surprise later. I can deal.
Anyway, I have a high threshold for awkward or weird. You can say or ask me literally anything or be as weird as you want. I'm difficult to offend and I can be very patient when you're struggling. I've seen literal schizophrenia up close, so I can handle most breakdowns just fine.
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