I know I’m not alone here: good life, great friends, just a wholesome person… but every now and then, there’s something so freeing and exciting about the anonymity of reddit, the outlet to post all your secret, dirty thoughts and habits. It’s so fun having a dirty little secret, especially at a time where you really shouldn’t… like today, as I sit down to start my work day!

I work from home, and if you asked my coworkers, I think they’d say I would be the last person making this post. I log onto calls on time, my office is tidy and well-lit, I’m always clean, smiling, and attentive. If only they knew the dirty daydreams I have, or the very NSFW things constantly filling my phone screen. I love the anticipation for that next message, the way you pretend to try and re-focus on something else… just for your heart to skip a beat the instant that little red circled “1” shows up next to your chat icon. They responded back!

I love imagining the sexy person on the other end of the chat, picturing how each word might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together. I love knowing a little about my chat partner, just so that we can fantasize about the scene on either end of the steamy conversation.

It’s so intoxicating to see that new chat alert, or a new message from an ongoing, increasingly dirty conversation. Saying something filthy and daring, then waiting in horny anticipation for the reply. It’s so alluring imagining the sexy person on the other end of the chat, picturing how each word might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together.

All in all, I’m addicted to that jolt of electricity that you get doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t.