I'm bored, settling in a 2 year relationship and seeking a charming and romantic man who can keep me engaged. While most men see me as a good girl, I have a strong desire for attention due to the lack of it the past couple of years. My name is Lucy, I'm from the UK and I would appreciate some virtual companionship. Before lockdown etc. I did theatre and I currently work in a bakery so that I'm still able to pay for things the vast majority of the time. All I ask is be normal. Also, please don't spam me for days after just sending "hey," lol. Living alone and just going to work, I'm often bored and mindlessly scrolling through my feed, snacking a bit too much, and noticing my work pants getting uncomfortably tight again thanks to the long hours on my feet and the constant exposure to irresistible pastries. I'm curious to know if you have any assumptions about me, particularly regarding my insecurities. It can be quite fun to be playfully teased, as long as there is a sense of attraction. So please let me know in your first message. Romance is just too underrated, as is a good flirt.

How to open? Tell me what you assume about me, I do like to be read a bit, plus the kinda date you wanna take me on. Sounds like a good conversation starter to me at least! If you're gonna tell me we'll go for a walk I'm probably not gonna be very interested, sorry.

I think we can make a pretty good back and forth if you're a man with an inquisitive mind, wouldn't you think? The more I have to read the more of a chance you have of hogging my attention.

So why don’t you hit me up with that little diagnosis, and we’ll go from there. I'm only looking for responses to my post, so if you send me something unrelated I'm not going to waste both of our time. Again, please don't just send a "hi" or completely ignore the prompt. Also please don't send me a message telling me how you can't give me what I'm asking for. That one is weirdly common. If you're a really naughty old man, I'm in just the right mood to hear what you think my bum looks like. x