I’ve gotten zero genuine(plenty of attempted scammers) responses from my standard M4F posts so I figured I’m going to start going bigger and asking for more. Is it realistic? Absolutely not, I know my odds. However, if a standard M4F post is having no luck I might as well spice it up a bit.

As I have said in all my posts, I’m 5’7”, in decent shape, brown hair, blue eyes, with a pretty good beard. I have no problems sending SFW pics to you to gauge your interest. I do ask if I send pics you kindly do the same. I’m not expecting you to show me your face straight away so please don’t expect me to either. Let’s get comfortable with each other first. After all, our personalities are what’s going to move this forward. I’d prefer you to be around my age however it’s not a dealbreaker.

My only two asks from you are that you have no STDs and can prove it, as well as you are somewhat close to Saint Louis, Missouri. I’m willing to drive within reason however I will not travel across the country unless it is an offer I just can’t refuse. I’d say as long as your state borders Missouri I am willing to travel to you or meet in the middle.

Realistically, my odds of finding a threesome on Reddit are low. I know this. My expectations are on the floor. While I am somewhat serious and would like to actually find a connection, I am not expecting it. It would be great if you two were best friends and could give a virgin the night of his life however I know it’s more than likely it’ll be two random girls. I’m totally ok with that as long as I get laid.

I’m not expecting to meetup with anyone anytime soon. I think the earliest I’d be free is mid January, and even then it might take longer than that to actually plan something. Whatever happens, happens. I’m in no rush. I’ve been a virgin for 24 years I can wait a few more months. I’m looking forward to chatting with yall!