Long time reader, first time poster on Reddit. Thought I would try my luck and see if I could find someone looking for the same. Here are 5 reasons you should reach out:
1 – I can actually hold a conversation. No boring office job anecdotes either. I’m talking cool stuff like why we are both here looking for a good time. If you’d rather just shut up and hook up, I can be the “strong, silent type” as well. You tell me what you are looking for and I am your man.
2 – I'm not bad to look at. I’m pretty decent looking and so you’ll probably like what you see. Broad shoulders, tall, with a little fluff. 33, 6'1", and big where it counts. I hear I have a nice face, and other nice features too ;).
3 – I’m not creepy, needy or weird. Writing a Reddit post is kinda strange, I’ll admit it. I’m mainly doing this out of curiosity. My track record includes a whopping 0 restraining orders and I’m allergic to lurking in the bushes. Plus have you seen gas prices lately? Stalking is way too expensive, especially if you live across town.
4 – No dick pictures. Gallup polls show that 99% of the American public doesn’t want to see a picture of some guy’s dick. You have my ironclad guarantee that you will not receive any dick pics
5 – I'm private! That means we hang out and have fun NSA, no obligations or expectations. Stay up all night then roll out of bed and go our seperate ways or have some more fun beforehand then go our seperate ways. We aren’t under any obligation to keep in touch unless we want to. Win for everybody. I am not single, so I dont expect you to be either. Know that is not for everybody.
Straight, but open to both women and couples. Looking forward to hearing from you soon!
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