Why Hello!

Okay let’s be honest, we’re both sexually bored, obviously. And I’m as thirsty as the next guy but I very much enjoy slow burn. I love the flirty banter back and forth when you first talk to someone. Getting to know each other and letting it ✨naturally✨ turn into something spicy! I’m not going to just jump into it, nor will I send unsolicited NSFW pics. However, I’m not even gonna lie, once we vibe, you’ll get thirst traps, and I encourage them from you if you so choose🤪 lol. But most importantly, I want to actually have an engaging, fun conversation.

Who am I you ask? Well, I’m 31 y/o, love all things weightlifting, all things outdoors, shooting, football/sports, and nerdy things! I’m also a vet (if that’s what you’re into). I’m 5’11, blue eyes, Bulky-Fit. I’d call myself more attractive than the average guy, but I love food and it shows lol I go to the gym regularly and have a very physical job that keeps me in shape. I have certain kinks that may or may not be different…🙈 but I’d love to share! I’m pretty much an open book with anything. And even if you don’t share any of my interests, tell me yours! I love hearing about peoples opinions or interests!

Who are you? Preferably above 21 y/o. I can’t relate to anyone under that age. But no one is perfect, and I’m not taking this sub/post very seriously. What’s important is that you can hold a conversation! I tend to reply fast just because it’s a slow work day, but I don’t expect you to. bonus points if you’re into fitness as well!

Attraction is key! So I would like to swap pictures (SFW) early on. I also have telegram, because thats apparently a good chat alternative.

Like I said, not taking this very seriously, just a fun conversation to last us the day. And maybe night if we’re both lucky(;

And even if you don’t feel like fit the criteria but still want to talk, shoot me DM. I’m a dude so it’s not like my inboxes are going off🤷🏽‍♂️.