For Sale: One 1995 Model White Boy Nerd
Condition: No smoking or drinking means this item is in decent condition, and a slightly larger frame means you'll be in comfort no matter the destination. 6'0 allows for access to all those things on the top shelf just out of reach.
Details: This white boy comes equipped with all the amenities you'd come to expect as standard. Nerdy hobbies ensures countless hours of cooperative entertainment, or if you'd like something easier then the 'set it and forget it' parallel play mode is very effective. The manufacturer also includes a 'trashy reality tv' package, meaning your white boy will be happy to watch all those cringy reality shows and judge the horrible people right along with you.
This white boy has experience traversing all manner of hobbies, from video games to tabletop to anime and beyond! Ideal for the discerning homebody/introvert. And animals will be well taken care of, as two cats currently sublet this particular model.
The ideal purchaser would be a cute, funny gal who is both nerdy and flirty. If you have any questions, or wish to make a serious inquiry to the purchase of this white boy nerd, please contact our offices via chat.
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