Let the adventure begin! Wading into the vast online sea of bots, scams and trolls to find the rare gem that is a woman who matches what I seek, and believes I am the one she wishes to spend her life with.

(I also play the lottery every week – you can guess which one I expect will happen, first?)

About me: 53 years old, living in Lansing, Michigan, larger bodied *(this means I’m fat, it matters tosome most)*, home-owner, dog owner. no serious debt, employed & let Me be very clear: I don’t need you. I want you, and I want you to make it so I do need you; but that is a part of building the relationship. We WILL be a team, in all aspects, which will only elevate our ability to enjoy life, together.

I am not expecting you to pack up over night and move to Me. I will discuss with you the logistics of it, to see if it’s even a possibility. After all, I am seeking a serious relationship, and if you’re living overseas, have no passport and can’t move in a reasonable amount of time, then it’s a waste to talk.

***I will chat with anyone as friendly banter, if you clarify up front you’re not looking but curious about my post***

What I seek is any variation of the following: A submissive, old style full time live in woman with few limits (there will be no gross/gore or illegal activities in this relationship). Free use @ most all times & a dedicated rule follower. It is okay to be a light brat, playful and it’s ideal that you have a great sense of humor. If you love praise, you will get it. If you crave degradation, that will be earned. No drugs or smoking will be allowed. Edibles will be allowed if it is for pain related issues. If you’re not clean, or can’t be clean before we meet, move on.

You will be: 18 (ID required), Healthy in body & mind. This does not mean you have to be petite or slim, but I do not want someone who has mental issues or excessive medical problems. I’m not looking to be a care-giver. If you’re messaging me because you’re trying to get away from a bad situation, be up front with this. I want someone who’s willing to serve, but not someone who would do so just to get out of a bad place. I only want to “take advantage” of someone who sees this as their desired lifestyle choice.

What I expect of you: Honesty, loyalty, dedication, commitment, trust, communication, reality (I have had many messages from woman who are just fantasizing – if you’re up front about it, we can still chat)

What you get: Love. Loving you for what you give Me. Loving you for being Mine. Loving you for obeying. Loving you for being My partner. Dedication, loyalty, commitment, communication, and monogomy (aside from mutual ideas for extras at time)

I do not play mental games, I never send stuff, and I’ve seen all the scams and tricks. So, if you can not follow the following requirements before even reading the rest, then I am not interested. This will cut down on SO many worthless messages.

So, if you’ve read this far and want to explore the possibilties; please adhere to my explicit requests below.

1) you will send Me a private message with your legal first name (nickname is ok), your age, your location.

2) you will list your hard limits first. (if you say I have no limits, don’t bother messaging me) I have My own, and nothing will work if we can not respect this part up front.

3) List three questions that you want to know about my post, or ask about something I have not listed, for Me to answer. Follow your questions by answering them, yourself so I do not have to ask “What about you?”

4) Take a selfie (nude preferred but not required) with your reddit username, real name, age on a piece of paper that you have crumpled up and then unfolded and either hold it or tape it to your tit.

If you can’t do this, don’t bother sending anything. This is a simple assignment that only legit & truly interested girls will follow through with & it shows Me you have solid reading comprehension.