Picture a man who decided to cut through all the stereotyping of single moms and go for it. Let’s say he’s been with her a while and one day decides to snoop - he check out her phone and texts. It’s impossible to ignore all the comments that, even though they aren’t meant to be mean, just come across that way. “He’s stable, and that’s what I need right now.” “He’s not an asshole like my ex, god knows I don’t THAT MUCH testosterone around the house.” The subtle implications that I bring “boyfriend dick” to the bedroom, and I should embrace that.

Everybody warned me about single moms. About how they can’t keep their legs closed. About how they fuck the alphas but settle for betas for stability. That’s not REALLY true… is it? The fact that no matter how good a man the new guy is, nothing can replace the man who bred her… the only man who’ll ever get that privilege. But it’s ok! I get to pay the bills and enjoy the smile on her face when I spoil her. And that’s just as good.

I’d love a conversation with a single mom. Chatting about the real side of this relationship dynamic. The private thoughts you have about dating that you might not share aloud. The occasional fantasy about your ex coming over and breeding you again. Maybe even getting back together. The hapless look on your new guy’s face when you take him by the hand and assure him he’s the best and biggest you’ve ever had. Those thoughts you have during the long 8 hour period every day alone at the house as he’s out providing for you… if you REALLY WANTED it… you could have another man over to enjoy you day in, day out, and your new hubby would be none the wiser.

I grew up around single moms and many of my earliest crushes were stereotypical single mom milfs - women who, even though they’d talk the talk about finding a good man, just couldn’t stay away from rough looking builders and thug types, sometimes on the side. And you know what? It’s ok. If a guy is off for eight hours a day leaving you home alone… can we really blame you?

The more perverted and promiscuous a single mom you are the better. You won’t get any judgement from me!