Hello Perverts,

I'm a fat balding dude with a small to average uncut cock looking for someone for an ongoing relationship. I'm married and don't plan on changing that situation, so be cool with keeping our extra benefits discreet.

I don't care too much about your age (other than being 18 ), but if you're older you better still be willing to call me "daddy."

I'm not picky either about appearances, but I do love a big belly and some tits (male or female) to play with.

You must be willing to get a STD test if requested.

With those things laid out, here's a little more about me.

I'm a porn addict; if I could spend all day jerking off and watching porn I would. Before I was married I used to have a large physical porn collection, and even had large artwork and prints and framed magazines and comics on the wall as decoration. That collection and habit disappeared when I met my wife, but the desire hasn't.

I love BBW/SSBBW, Big Tits, Trans, and Family RP porn. I'm also really enjoy Hentai, Furry, MILF/GILF, Crossdressing, and Femboys. That's not all I like, but you should probably have some similar interests for us to get along. I'm normally willing to try out new kinks and genres, but I'm not into Scat, Blood, Feet, Extreme Violence or BDSM and that is unlikely to change.

I take medication that, for me, results in an increased libido but cane make it hard for me to get an erection. As a result I'm mainly looking for a bate bud and oral, but I'm open to more if it works out. I like to top and bottom, but generally prefer to be the more dominate partner.

Outside the bedroom I'm a WFH software developer whose a light nerd into making things. I used to love anime, but haven't really watched anything since the late '00s, and I don't keep up with the new popular geek/nerd culture. I used to be a big MMO and RPG gamer, but with less free time I mainly enjoy playing creative building games nowadays. I enjoy board games, and have a small woodshop in the garage, however I spend my free time working on house projects or, if I'm alone indulging in my addiction mainly. I rarely get to, but love when I can join my hobbies and addiction,

I'd love to eventually meet and hang in person, but lets keep things digital to start and go from there. I'm not looking for a quick hookup, so if you are we'll both just end up disappointed.

If you think we'd mesh well, send me a message. Chat or PM is fine, but be sure to put some effort into the message. I don't expect a novel, but I do expect more at least a paragraph or two.