Hahaha ok sorry I’ll explain. Or maybe you get it? Also sorry very stoned if this is not clear. So, nothing is more frustrating then when guys think they are so much smarter than me. I’m really smart! I have way too many degrees to be writing this. Yet, I’ve got a huge brain drain and bimbofication fetish. Ugh.

Let’s make it real by you destroying me in a online strategy game and telling me what a moron idiot dumbfuck I am for losing so badly. But I want to really try my hardest! So you’ll have to use my remote vibe on me to distract me and eventually condition me into your stupid fucktoy dummy.

And/or every time I lose a round I have to smoke so I actually get so irl dumb for a compounding effect.

Don’t know what games work best for this! Something with fast paced rounds? Anything on mobile! Or like if all else fails chess? Haha sorry that’s a lot.

Feel free to come at me hard in the first message. Or come at me funny. Or just come. Send me something squirmy. my remote vibe to make me lose to you in a video game. (Online, NYC)

Hahaha ok sorry I’ll explain. Or maybe you get it? Also sorry very stoned if this is not clear. So, nothing is more frustrating then when guys think they are so much smarter than me. I’m really smart! I have way too many degrees to be writing this. Yet, I’ve got a huge brain drain and bimbofication fetish. Ugh.

Let’s make it real by you destroying me in a online strategy game and telling me what a moron idiot dumbfuck I am for losing so badly. But I want to really try my hardest! So you’ll have to use my remote vibe on me to distract me and eventually condition me into your stupid fucktoy dummy.

And/or every time I lose a round I have to smoke so I actually get so irl dumb for a compounding effect.

Don’t know what games work best for this! Something with fast paced rounds? Anything on mobile! Or like if all else fails chess? Haha sorry that’s a lot.

Feel free to come at me hard in the first message. Or come at me funny. Or just come. Send me something squirmy.