I just want a fellow dufus that'll play video games with me, flash me, watch movies with me, sit on me a lot, and listen to my 8 million music recommendations and my shitty story ideas.
I want the kind of girl that doesn't mask and just lays it all out. I don't care if you're a weird, touch starved, boyish, disheveled, hairy fupa, insecure, online roleplaying, scrawny, glasses-wearing, "I'm so ugly I hate myself," pepperoni nipple having ass, anime body pillow owning, playing with legos, guntuber watching, maladaptive daydreaming, desperate gooner dork with an anime and porn addiction, a cabinet full of figurines, and no supposed redeeming qualities (which is not true btw). I just ask that you're a dedicated partner, we have a lot in common, and you like to flash me often. NEETs, femcels, FAWs, autists, grippy sock types, normal people, someone's dream girl, whatever. If you're my type, you're my type.
Handful of things:
-"femcel phenotype" is something I unironically think is super hot and not even a little ugly. The whole pale, skinny, glasses, dark hair with bangs thing.
-be 19-35. 20s is best but i don't care that much
-have an actual personality beyond mental illness
-my dream woman plays Warhammer 40k and loves music
I have a high threshold for awkward or weird. I like to be supportive too. Whether you want to un-brainrot yourself, or learn a skill, or get into a hobby, I like being a part of stuff like that. The ONE thing I know I'm excellent at is that I'm a very patient and understanding guy. I love to talk to people and learn about them. I'm not very judgmental of strangers.
Anyway, I'll probably talk to you no matter what. If you want more than just that from me though, we better have something in common or you better be looking to pick up some new interests lol. I love guitar composers, writing, and cinema. I don't set super high expectations on a stranger, but I am looking for a real connection. Come bug me. You can ask me literally anything, nothing is off the table for a prospective partner. Also tell me everything about you. Gimme the lore dump. I'd like a picture too because I will be wanting to see you often. Like I said, I love being flashed (don't worry, I don't expect that at first). There's more about me in my other posts.
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