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28 [M4F] #Dallas and #FortWorth - Enough Pumpkin and Pecan, Time for a Cream Pie!
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UpperKnocker is a male age 28 looking for a female in Dallas, TX
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We could all probably afford to burn off a few calories after Thanksgiving, so a little bedroom cardio sounds like just the thing. That, and I’ve made so many pumpkin and pecan pies this year, so I need to balance out the major pie groups and make a few creampies. Trust me, I’m a great cook, and all entendres are intended.

Well, obviously I like internal combustion. As such, it would be great if you were on birth control or already pregnant. Bonus points for a real baby bump instead of the post-Thanksgiving food baby, but dirty talk about getting filled up will hit the spot, too.

So, about me: I’m 28, 6’1”, and about 215 pounds of mostly muscle. Granted, I’m more hewn from granite than carved from marble. I’m white with brown hair and eyes, and I’ll be happy to verify if you send a picture first. Do bear in mind that I keep my photographic footprint SFW, though.

Let me know if you’re interested! Please provide a physical description of yourself and at least one interest to keep the conversation from being stale. Strictly women, please.

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