In addition to the wonderful Thanksgiving dinner that I had last night, I’d like to meet a woman interested in holding my head down between her thighs, and treating my tongue to a slightly more pleasurable type of multi-course meal.Â
While I typically value table manners and good etiquette, I hope you’ll understand my enthusiasm here for a messier sort of feast: frankly, I want you to cover my face with all of your fixings, and utterly drown me in your juices.
Unsurprisingly, as you might imagine, I have an insatiable appetite for the right partner, and an overwhelming desire to please. Otherwise, I’m a fairly normal guy living in Manhattan: good job, good conversationalist, very conscience and respectful of all boundaries. Also not looking for any sort of reciprocation, because this is really about your pleasure.Â
Additional bonus points if you’ll also let me buy you a nice dinner, and enjoy a bombardment of compliments about how pretty I think you are.
Hopefully I can eat my way to putting the biggest smile on your face.
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