I'm part of a longstanding, very nerdy friend group made up of a bunch of guys and three girls: S, A & C. We've all been friends since we were in early high school, and remain friends to this day, even though we're in our late 20s now. We hang out together all the time.

In addition to S, A & C, we also have a close female friend, L, who isn't part of the core group, but she hangs out with us often.

At some point, our group started betting on football, mostly Monday and Thursday night games. This actually makes no fucking sense because none of us know anything about football and we're all a huge bunch of nerds, but it's become kind of a weird tradition, and obviously we're betting on tomorrow's Thanksgiving games.

Basically everyone in our group is almost certain that in the last game tomorrow night the Packers are going to win. I am the only person who's gone out on a limb and said I think it could really go either way, and I've picked the Dolphins. This led to a fairly long debate I had with all the others in the group, but S, A & C in particular.

At one point, when it was just me and them talking, I felt a little bit overconfident about it, and I stupidly said I'd bet $300, one hundred dollars from each of them, if the Packers win.

At first, they agreed, and I was pretty happy with this. Then, they came back to me and said they wanted to raise the stakes, you know, just for Thanksgiving. I was unsure about this, because it's like, more money? Uh, I dunno. And that's where I got the complete shock of my life: they told me that if the Dolphins win, they'll give me a reward. S, A, C & L will all suck my dick at the SAME TIME. All four of them.

The catch? If the Packers win, I'll have to pay them $100 each, never speak of the opportunity EVER again... and one of the other guys in our friend group, Aidan, will get his dick sucked by all four of them at the same time instead.

If you'd like to hear more about this and freak out with me, please, feel free to reach me privately.