I've posted before, you can see more detailed posts in my history. But, the short version, is that I'm married (my wife knows and supports what I'm doing), have a stomach disorder so don't really go out much, and am looking for someone into, or open to experimenting with, farting / ass based domination.

What does that mean? As for actions: well, obviously, fart on me. Beyond that, make me kiss your ass; tell me to lick your asshole; rub it on me / my face; rub your finger on it and, then, drag your finger under my nose / on my face; things like that. You can, also, sit on my face, have me kiss your clit, have me lick it, rub your pussy on me, and things like that. If you have ideas, ask, I'm pretty open (as you can tell).

As for playful: while I'd potentially be open to someone more severe and mean (if the connection is there), I'm more looking for someone that sees this as kind of funny or lighthearted (or, perhaps, highly intimate, let me know if that's you). So, someone that might tease me a little about what they're doing; maybe joke around while doing it; make silly games out of things - like having me guess a number that determines what you do, or a perverted version of truth or dare, or even something like rock, paper, scissors that ends with you doing increasingly rude things with your ass every time I lose (you get the idea). Essentially, you laugh and play, I'm kind of helpless and have to do / enjoy whatever you're ass or pussy wants to do to me.

Why (for me)? Because it's fun. Because my cock is throbbing from typing this. Because I have a kink.

Why (for you)? Because it's fun. Because it'll feel good. Because farting, seemingly especially for women, is supposed to be embarrassing and a faux pas, but, here, you get to indulge in the raunchiest possible way (that's a cool space to have). Because, as far as kinks go, there's no risk - this isn't like choking someone or hitting them, or whatever, the worst possible outcome is I struggle for a moment (which isn't to say "it could be gross", but "that'd be pretty hot", so not even bad). And, if it matters, I'll find the whole thing extremely sexy and, as well, you extremely sexy. Essentially, a safe, fun way to explore a perverse, dominant side of yourself in a space where it'll be appreciated and adored.

Finally, I'm looking for someone interested in doing this more than once. I don't have other partners, neither does my wife; thus, I'm looking for someone I get along with that'd enjoy doing this somewhat regularly.

So, if something here strikes your fancy, even if you've never done anything like this, even if you're just curious and looking for something different, we should talk and see what happens. Let's have fun:-)