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34 [F4M] Oregon/Online - All body types welcome (18-23 preferred, open to older) READ POST
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DandelionTeaCake is a female age 34 looking for a male in Oregon
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Please read the following post in its entirety - I provide info to save both you and I valuable time! I changed my post format a little. Sorry if it seems less personable, but hopefully this will stop guys complaining that it's “too long”

Update: I am expanding my age range to include all ages 18 and over. Please note, I get bombarded with a lot of chat requests so I cannot guarantee that I'll accept your chat request if you're older - 18-23 still gets priority.

‼️PLEASE NOTE: All chat invites MUST include your ASL (example: mine is 34 F USA). If this is absent I won't accept your invite. I also require a country - just "Europe" or "Asia" is not a location.

‼️I only chat on Reddit. Please don't ask me to move elsewhere, because I will ignore the request.

‼️For pic trading, you must include your body. Isolated dick pics will be ignored.

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ABOUT ME:

-Darker skinned

-Sizeable features. Huge tits, ass, all the good stuff 🫣 any self-respecting man will like what I have to offer

-Clean shaven

-Sexually experienced with a MILF type body. I am okay entertaining the Mommy kink if you are into it ;)

-Kinks vary heavily. Please don't ask “what are you into/what are your kinks”, I'll tell you what they are when I see an opportunity. If you really wanna get me going, start by being a good boy and following the post

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MUST HAVES FOR CHAT PARTNERS:

-All ages 18 are allowed. Please be advised that 18-19 year olds will likely get my attention first

-All body types are okay. Sexual experience or lack thereof is also okay (virgins are kind of fun anyways :) )

-Be either a sub, switch, or “equal partner”. If you are a dom, daddy, or “Master” I will ignore your chat

-My go-to is trading and it is what I expect from my partners. ISOLATED DICK PICS WILL BE IGNORED. I know you like your dick, but pics MUST include chest and abdomen

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YOU WILL GET BONUS POINTS IF...

-You have a nice butt

-You wear tighty-whities/briefs or a jockstrap (athletic supporter). PLEASE NOTE, “tighty-whities” is not a catch-all term for “any underwear that is white” just like briefs is not a catch-all term for “any male undergarment”. They are distinctive styles, please look them up before showing me a pair of boxers or something

-You're willing to cum on yourself if it gets to that point. I enjoy guys making a mess

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THESE ARE MY LIMITS:

-Greedy men. I don't do spams, and I don't do pics without getting any in return

-Chats are strictly NSA. You can tell me all you want about your life but I do not discuss my personal life without knowing you very well. Please do not start a chat with the expectation of learning everything about me (i.e. “tell me about yourself” or “what do you do when you're not on Reddit), it's how I've gotten into creepy situations in the past

-I don't like story-based roleplay. Please don't start messaging me with a prompt about how we're both on the beach and you wanna rub suntan lotion on me lol

-I don't like sissies or femboys. I occasionally will chat with guys in panties as long as you're not overly effeminate about it

-Long hair. If it's past your shoulders, I'll probably be turned off

-I don't entertain the following kinks: CNC/free use, feet, raceplay, misogyny, forced bi, lactation

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