So, I'm part of a very longstanding nerdy friend group made up of a bunch of guys and four girls. Every year, we go away to a vacation house that is owned by the family of one of the girls in the group. It's a small place, but we fit 9-10 of us in there every year.

This year was like any other. We planned to go for a week, and just chill out playing games and having fun. This year, though, a few of the guys in the group were super intent on doing this three day hike in the middle of the trip.

The girls weren't so interested, and I certainly wasn't: I'm insanely unfit, and there's no way I could handle even a couple hour hike, let alone THREE DAYS. I was really dreading this.

Because the girls were opposed, a compromise was struck: the guys would go on the hike, and the girls would stay back at the vacation house.

Everyone agreed, but when the morning of the hike came, I had to fess up: there's no way I could do this, and I needed to stay back. I felt so embarrassed, but everyone was surprisingly cool with it, and as a result, the guys went on their hike, and I stayed back with the four girls.

I could never have fucking imagined what came next.

That night, the girls explained to me they had a plan to surprise the group with something, but the hike had interfered with it. They had talked amongst themselves for years, and liked the idea of blowing the guys' minds by sucking our dicks, all at once. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing; they're the last people on EARTH you'd ever expect of this, the opposite of the type. Out of character would be an understatement. It's like the Matrix had glitched or something, it was that surreal.

The bad news, they said, was that plan was now off, but the good news was, they had a new plan, and because the other guys weren't here anymore, they would never know about it: instead of all of them getting something, I was going to get my dick sucked by all four of them at once, ALL FOUR OF THEM, just for me.

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